Awesome - you may have saved a marriage 😉 Thank you!!

My husband wants this. Brand?

I live out in the sticks, and if I don’t go 70, it will take me forever to get where I need to go. Also everyone else is going 70, so the people doing 50 are creating an unsafe situation. It’s the wild west out here.

Yes, regularly AND I leave the remaining time on the microwave. It’s pure chaos over here.

This is a good point - it really is about where his kids want to go. I’m going to guess cape cod this time of year.

I don’t like muscles from the Puget Sound because they taste like it smells and I cannot get past that.

1992 - and it has all of the luxuries that 1992 had to offer in a house (oak everything! almost no right corners! shiny brass fixtures!)

You can make the purchase contingent on junk removal.

Near me - lots of homes have junk in the front yard. No idea why. Those homes also appear to be more likely to burn their garbage in the yard. 🤷

Put your shoes in your tent at night so slugs don’t crawl in them. Camping in a national Forest is often free. Take nothing but pictures. Leave nothing but footprints.

I would be shocked if my friend surprised me with a dick pic, especially if she didn’t realize it was on her phone. Sometimes I laugh when I’m shocked (it is a terrible reaction). And it would have nothing to do with what the pic looked like or who it was and everything to do with my friend being kind of a dumb ass. So, I hope it can take the some of edge off of this situation knowing their reaction was probably more towards your girlfriend and less about you.

I have a crazy theory that requests like these will actually push people to care more about and take action on global warming.

Dumb question: why can a person be trained to have new skills?

Oh crap, you are right.

Your taxes appear to be 15-20%, which isn’t too bad in the whole scheme of things.

I’m old so take this with a grain of salt. It is a combination of the best looking shoes not being the most comfortable and being told that women look best in heels.

Oh man, I can practically feel the years of heels that formed those toes. It hurts.

Business design and operations. I can’t even successfully explain it to adults, let alone a child.

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