In school: yes, many times. Never was caught either.

A lot of gardening supplies.

I’m glad you’re better now, but like the other commenter said: This trauma can come back in unexpected ways and it’d be a good idea to prepare yourself for when that happens.

She is the worst!

If I’m not mistaken they make you sleepy and drowsy

“Olive” (German).

The search function doesn’t find anything.

According to a book I read (Breath by James Nestor) you can shape this part of your body your entire life. There are devices that will widen your jaw to help you breathe. Mewing also relies on your body’s ability to reshape itself. I would very strongly not recommend to suck on your thumb as an adult!

My parents had bought a book on the subject to read to us kids. I got a hold of it first and read it by myself. When my dad brought me to bed, I “educated” him about where kids come from. It’s still one of my parents’ favorite stories about me as a kid.

In school, sex ed was alright. They taught us everything we need to know incl. how to prevent STDs and pregnancies. The only thing I would criticize in hindsight is that they used giant test tubes (25cm) to teach us how to put on condoms. That made a lot of boys feel inadequate.

Pepper can also translate to Paprika though when talking about plants. A pepper plant is a paprika in German. Spicy peppers are chillies.

This one got me

This is disturbing

Cicero would’ve been my pick, too

They mention god a lot huh

I wish we had the same in Germany. Our tax office knows all the data already!

Let’s domesticate squirrels then! Not sure how we’ll use them, but we can worry about it later.

It’s called domestication. In the Soviet Union a scientist domesticated foxes by selecting for “niceness”. It only took a couple of generations for the typical domestication signs to appear: longer childhood, friendlier face, smartness etc

Fotzenfritz

The EU will … oh wait, nevermind

You can trade or sell bulbs though