Spykee

Oh the training dildos!
Yeah, totally forgot about those fuckers.
Them too.

Holy fucking shit my hominoid bro, someone waxed your backhand.

Glad to know your government fucks you too.

You’re my Messiah, for I have found a path.

Go outside man.
Touch some grass.
Touch some soil.
Heck, touch yourself.
Get help and realise that the world is beyond Among them.

I just might try it…for science, of course!
You know those fancy looking cheap car humidifiers that you can keep in your car?
Yeah those.
After a heavy seafood dinner, the next morning pee is strikingly yellow. Or, after eating a couple of B-complex multi vitamins.
.
.
Experimental piss-pot, here I come.
For science, of course.

In Pikachu’s defense, Ash’s mom roped in Prof. Oak, so she got that fire coochie energy.
Pikachu ain’t the bad boy here, he just under her influence.

Oh she did have impediments…in her head.

It’s the same on this part of the planet.
Same suggestion to you.
Forge a new one. Make yourself younger/older, male/female, gay/ultra max gay and then use that to watch all sorts of kinky stuff.
Profit.

Great. Can you forge a new one? Get a new ID. Make yourself 10yrs younger/older.
Then watch all the porn you want.
Simple.

Finally!
Some proper representation!

WHY IS NOBODY USING THE CORRECT SPELLING?
IT TOOK ME A LONG TIME TO LEARN, DAMN IT!
WHAT THE FUCK IS MALK?
MELK?
SERIOUSLY?
IT IS SPELLED
M
L
I
K
…no, hold on
IT IS SPELLED
M
I
K
L
…YOU WANKERS JINXED IT.

Don’t you guys have some form of government ID that almost anybody can forge? Or is it an old thing?

Aussies go fucking crazy & erect a statue honouring jrrt.

Roku can suck it.

Peanut butter and steel wool is my ass.

You have no idea.
I used it once and it took out all the chunky peanut butter out of the steel wool within 30 seconds. Every little bit of it.
I miss it dearly. :(

*balls

awoo awooo awooo
wuf wuf

Bros,
Where are the pretty pics of the watches you all are talking about?
What.The.Damn?
Why you do this? Have you no shame? No compassion?
What if I have never seen a f-91w? Would you not want me to know what I’m missing out on?
Fucking wankers.
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Here’s how you do this,