Where are the cavemen?

It’s basically for the same reason stores charge $19.99 instead of $20.

1. He’ll say that he did it

2. The media will treat it as gospel

3. People will believe it

Not listed: prices actually coming down

Does anyone really know what time it is?

No person who makes random Simpsons references? Gee, I hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

I would’ve settled for razor blades. No, I get apples instead. That’s not candy.

If Man Getting Hit by Football was a car, it’d be this one.

Poor Grimy just can’t win.

I don’t think so, Tim.

At least he still has 37 years to play with a Koosh ball

Is he advertising for Six Flags?

But they already have plenty of gas.

It’s better than Beat the Kids. The government frowns down on that.

If I had a son, I’d name him Bort. There’s a reason why I’m not allowed to have children…

Kick em when they’re up, kick em when they’re down.

I wonder how extra crispy would taste.

I can’t wait to have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear

Should’ve washed his food down with some orange juice.

Order corn

I see someone’s a marimba fan.