﹥8 hours for me. Working in a shop there is nothing worse than somebody playing the same 50 songs over and over again during a . Listen to something new for once, NICK.

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Dude I have a foreskin and it’s fucking rad. I can pinch it closed when I pee and it’ll fill up like a balloon. How could you deny your son that?

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It’s actually swelling from all the extra blood. Thankfully someone relieved the pressure

I can’t get over the broccoli portion!! I eat 20 times that!

Once your tongue has been in somebody else’s mouth I feel like sharing a toothbrush is not a huge deal

A manual transmission. It’ll be a sad day when I have to go automatic/EV

Haha I appreciate the concern but I physically cannot bring myself to spend any more of my time on a $20 keyboard lol

I just spent three hours at home trying unsuccessfully to get a Bluetooth keyboard to play nice with Mint. I feel worse than when I was at work lol.

Yeah, isn’t it normal to eat a whole sleeve of Oreos and throw up on your mother’s bed?

Yup, that’s what I do.

Love me a steel drum. No other instrument can instantly transport you to a beach

The French… champaign has alwaysbeencelebratedforitsexcellance

Before noon? Yeah take a shower and get back to it. Any time in the afternoon; yeah fuck that I’m going home and smoking a bowl.

The New Sound by Geordie Greep though this was a stellar year for albums imo and it’s hard to pick just one