Hoist the main sales, me maties!

Hit him again.

Just remember to seed.

When some narc on the internet would say “no homo”, I liked to hit them back with a “yass homo”. Or “homo where?”

If you see someone shoplifting food killing CEOs, you ain’t seen shit.

Some would argue that to feel like a man is to feel pain.

No! Perfection every time! Especially the first time.

At this point, I’m not even sure what it feels like to be human.

I mean, that’s why I’m still here.

The most versatile note pad in existence…

I thought it was a feature of Lemmy that karma don’t mean shit.

Or to more precisely put it, Lemmy accumulates up/down votes to their actual worth.

Or air lock.

I have VPN so I can look at porn.

That’s the fun part. The emitter is the detector. It will invert the beam of it detects anything.

Reverse polarity positron emitter.

Iron maiden in Brazil.

Look to the atheist. He does not use the command line because he secretly believes. He does so because he knows it’s good.

The old file menu was way more functional if you needed to be keyboard only.

Rigor is the bedrock of science.

"For my science project I have chosen to peer review Jacob’s paper on the smelliness of the boys restroom.

My review could find no hypothesis nor data collection in the original from which he concluded the different ways the vaguely described room smelled.

It is my conclusion that his passing grade was based on (1)having delivered some content on or before the deadline, (2) presenting various physical attributes under an accurately defined heading, and (3) minimum spelling mistakes.

I have illustrated these and other aspects by representing his paper with the teacher’s markups.

I will be taking no questions at this time."