Corn and tune

People walking around buride in their phones are just, whatever to me.

But the other day i was in a big ass traffic jam. Just 3 lanes not moving. I noticed the car in front of me to the left kept moving like 2-3m back and forth, the whole time. When i moved up a bit, i saw this 40 to 50 year old lady just double fisting her phone, never looking up at all, while the cars around her just made her enough space to blindly roll around. Next to her was what i assume was her kid, headphones on vaping out of the car while never looking up from their phone. That was one of the most: “what are you guys even doing” moment i had in a long time.

When i first heard about it i thought it’s just stupid. Like the whole idea was that they can’t stop everyone if enough people show up.

But all the drama and everything made me realise how messed up it kinda is to build this whole secret whateverthefuck with people’s money but then no one is allowed in. We build our own little clubhouse and the ones paying for it aren’t even allowed to know what’s in there, because they are stupid peasants.

I did this back in the day. 530 Blu-rays ripped before i moved, so i could sell/give away the blurays. Both died in the house fire. It’s pretty fun and satisfying, but i would not do it again

In what shithole are you not allowed to say ass anymore?

I was once at my girlfriend’s parents house over Christmas. We stayed there for a few days. They had their own Christmas traditions, like most families. Some of them, they really thought they were the only family doing it, some of them more out there. One of them is watching that alien movie: encounters of the 3rd kind. At least i think it was that one. I knew what the movie was about, but i have never seen it, or at least not the whole movie.

They were SUPER into it, to me it was just an old movie. After the movie they talked about the movie, like they do every year. At some point i had to take the temperature a bit and was like: “but it’s just a movie… Not a documentary.” That is where i messed up, because they all thought that it’s a “real” movie.

Japanese YouTube is pretty wild. It’s even better not knowing what’s exactly going on.

I was the same way. I had all kinds of guns and my sisters boyfriend at the time showed me his real gun and was like: when you’re 18, i van help you get one and go shooting and stuff. I was like no thanks and never wrnt back to even think about it.

Slavery, but with overweight incompetent people.

The answer is probably to drink some water

Makes you wonder how ofen they feed this perfectly healthy kid pizza.

I was once a a concert that was pretty busy and the moshpit was pretty gnarly. I met a guy there in the moshpit who played age of empires on his phone.

That’s like christian saying you’ll go to hell if you do anything but diddlig children. Okay i guess.

Can lift up 40 tons.

His wrists are to flimsy to swing around.

I played inverted for quite some time in the early days. It always made sense to me because i imagined holding someone’s skull, when you tilt up, the eyes go down. I switched when playing games like counter strike 1.4 and on. I can honestly play both equally, i just stuck to “normal”

I heard it was Joe Biden driving by on his bicycle

What if someone actually shot the next Hitler? The thing most people say they would do when they vould time travel.

That all seems so american to me. In my lifetime i have seen one person fimling himself talking to a camera for a video. It was in a supermarket and when i walked into the isle awkwardly that he was in, he put his phone away.

It’s so annoying that he’s not even gonna see these killer memes about him.

Body count - Talk shit, get shot.