Gee it sure is good we have well funded competent national cybersecurity folks and didn’t lay a bunch of them off

Always remember to say please and thank you

Not enough plaid skirt IMO

I just had my morning coffee and I need to head to the bathroom to create some content

Looks like the AI has trained on enough “this looks like your homework assignment, good luck!” comments

This is what happens when you train your magical AI on a decade+ of internet shitposting

The same technology the billionaire class wants I use to eliminate payroll entirely

Someone needs to turn that site into nothing but goatse stat

I have another that I ran through a 16x upscaling model but nothing has called for a 12k x 10k pikachu yet

I’ll believe it when I see it

Fucking finally

The best we can do is a 4th straight year of record profits

Maybe those CEOs should buy bulletproof backpacks and hold active shooter drills

Cyber security eh?

Whiteness won’t help here, this dude attacked the owner class. He’s going to be smeared then locked up for the rest of his life.

What remains to be seen now is whether he gets better medical care in prison than he did via publicly available insurance.

“Credible exit” is just the twitterati huffing their own farts. Bluesky has exactly the same monetization problems twitter did and any other ultimate result beyond selling the company off to the highest bidder is fantasy.

Eventually, sooner or later, bluesky will fatten a nice crop of highly engaged users and sell the platform to someone with a better plan to monetize all of those eyeballs. The only real question is who? Will it be fElon Musk? Will it be ZuckerBot? Will it be some other billionaire who wants to own their own left leaning Twitter clone so they can monetize all those professional eyeballs with greater than average disposable income? Keep using the platform to find out!

Happy Cranksgiving 🦃