“The first term, everybody was fighting me. In this term, everybody wants to be my friend.”

The MAGA crowd hates just about everybody. The last time they did anything of note was the 1/6 insurrection, and that was with the help of Dear Leader.

That’s the neat part!

“I’m sorry, that’s just the way I am!”

Go make some new disaster

That’s what I’m counting on

You’re someone else’s problem

Now I only want you gone

Five years ago it was toilet paper.

Yeah, keeping them alive and healthy is the expensive part.

“I’ll-a send you to meet-a your bloodline soon enough! Yahoo!”

In the flesh—or, rather, in the hazard suit. I took the liberty of relieving you of your weapons. Most of them were government property. As for the suit, I think you’ve earned it.

You know it’s just a story because the cats give a shit.

*Struwwelpeter

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No, but I get the dark humor angle.

Maybe? I’m assuming it’s a joke I just don’t get.

Gen Xer wondering the same thing. The kid hitting thing joke I get, but not what’s supposedly making them angry.

No asking for the check, he’s paying for that shit! Say you’re going to the bathroom and leave.