Me: YOU ARE BEING COMPLETELY UNREASONABLE! Brain: I KNOW, AND I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU FEEL BAD BECAUSE OF IT

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TL;DR?

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Why’s he eating everyone’s ass in Denny’s and giving them stickers for it then??

Consider using natural toilet paper such as a smooth rock or soft pinecone.

Did somebody say rock and stone??

If it’s in the past now, it’s history and so I will talk about it

They’re not anti-sex beds

THIS WAS MADE FOR ME! TH-THIS IS MY PAD!

“Good Omens” on Amazon Prime - originally a book by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman!