Isn’t much of the power of the Maiar in diplomacy and setting events in motion? Gandalf was as much of an interloper and manipulator as he was anything else, and his hiring Bilbo as a thief was the penultimate piece of his mission, as inadvertent as I’m not entirely sure it was. Right? No, really, I’m kinda asking, I don’t know for sure.

The emoji was standing in for the “A” for “ackshully”

Hidden panel: guy on left saying “google it yourself, don’t expect me to have to teach you anything”

Why should anyone ever have to substantiate their claims???

Watch this live version of Silver Springs; it’s like the wounds are still fresh even two decades later

Only if they’re not trained assassins, that was the issue, wasn’t it?

There are supercuts of bike slide homages on youtube

Patent trollery, but white hat? I can get behind that

Plungers wrapped in cheap tinfoil, don’t want to give them anything they can melt down and sell

Stand up, raise your hands, and shout, “McDonald’s!”

I quit with apps on LG after whatever I was watching or doing would cut out with an error message saying that the TV was out of memory. It was particularly egregious when I was playing video games. Now I have a Roku sound bar, but look where that’s gonna get me.

I think it was Crowder, but you may be able to change my mind

Fair, we all have

Seven? The election cycle was in full swing in ‘15 and that guy has been screaming and flailing about Obama and anyone standing a centimeter to the left of Nixon for years before that

He forgot to mention all the people just giving you drugs to get you addicted

Fuckin’ D.A.R.E.