The emoji was standing in for the “A” for “ackshully”

Watch this live version of Silver Springs; it’s like the wounds are still fresh even two decades later

Only if they’re not trained assassins, that was the issue, wasn’t it?

There are supercuts of bike slide homages on youtube

Patent trollery, but white hat? I can get behind that

Plungers wrapped in cheap tinfoil, don’t want to give them anything they can melt down and sell

Stand up, raise your hands, and shout, “McDonald’s!”

I quit with apps on LG after whatever I was watching or doing would cut out with an error message saying that the TV was out of memory. It was particularly egregious when I was playing video games. Now I have a Roku sound bar, but look where that’s gonna get me.

I think it was Crowder, but you may be able to change my mind

Fair, we all have

Seven? The election cycle was in full swing in ‘15 and that guy has been screaming and flailing about Obama and anyone standing a centimeter to the left of Nixon for years before that