What’s up with the cool startup names recently? First Palantir the fortune teller ball, now Helsing the vampire hunter? Fuck yeah, who doesn’t invest in these? /s

250g per person.

We make 500g for 2 normal sized (lean) people and it’s nearly not enough

I prepare that for two people and it’s nearly not enough (it’s enough if you also make a salad). And we have normal weight.

Imagine calling a pod a house.

I don’t, and I know that I’m fucked one day.

Revolt?

That shit is too slow, you are blinded for a second until it detects you, I hate them.

Today’s Broccoli isn’t so different.

Now imagine being born in Europe around 1910

Me with 24 :o

So if time travel gets invented, someone should travel back to 2016 to prevent the child from getting into the enclosure and everything will be good.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but there is no silicone at all in microprocessors but silicon.

I buy products I don’t need on sale to save money

Don’t you romance dudes as a female character?

Buy baby oil.

Not made of babies.

I was small phone enjoyer until my Sony Z3 Compact. I really liked it, but after it died, I tried bigger phones and I couldn’t go back.

Instructions unclear, fired 50% of people

Can’t use this outside of the USA

I still use 1337 sometimes, for joke names like 1337h4xX0r, or I use 1337 where others would use 42 or 69, but it’s always that nobody gets it. How could past internet culture vanish like that?