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The Neo yellow color is awful. The 5C colors were fun because the plastic material made them look good.

You and I both know people, politicians, journalists would just move to Threads before they move to the fedi or Bluesky or any FOSS alternative.

They want an algorithm.

Flock in a few months: “introducing a license plate reader that doesn’t need to see the license plate. The magnet leaf you got on Amazon to get through red light cameras won’t be enough to fool our dystopian surveillance system anymore”

You obviously need to close the love triangle: go date John.

John and you both have mutual interest in making yourselves “hard to get”. Dating each other would make Jane jealous and only increase her interest in you both.

It would be cruel to force Jane to chose between you too. If you navigate this carefully, she can have you both and you can both have her on top of each other. Everyone can be happy. /s

💦💦Raw Milk💦💦 👁️👄👁️

And your mother’s maiden name

Westside Customs in shambles for not coming up with it sooner

Yo you could make it even more beige by adding mayo but be careful, that’s a lot of flavor for you

I’m 1m85 and have been at 65kg most of my life. I’m closer to 70kg now. You’re almost double my weight.

We should try to find someone half my weight (30kg) and someone double yours (240kg) and we could hangout, maybe create a secret society or something.

Well if I’m left with no option but to go to the counter at the post office it’s precisely because I have no idea how to do what I want with online resources.

E.g. post a flat cardboard package containing art that I made myself to a foreign country. The envelope sizes they sell at USPS stores don’t match the rates they post on their website. Often, the clerk can help a little bit with filling the customs form. The website says that you need a license to export art to foreign countries, the clerk doesn’t.

Stop blaming other people, start blaming the system: we need more clerks, better payed and better trained clerks.

For the people saying “5kK+ in the office, 3kK- in the bedroom” what do you use in your kitchen? In your bathroom?

Babar. They eat Babar, the second b is soft, just like Babar’s flesh.

Yeah, filthy rich people aren’t allowed to have a little fun anymore?

Bobby Tables grew up and bought a car?!

What if they change the law and suddenly you wish you could hide something from the government? being trans is a good example.

If you look at it upside down it’s the Duolingo bird going !?

So what are we gonna do? Accept the fait accompli? Yeah, with that attitude, nothing is gonna change for sure.

That’s a nice chode

It’s just the farm workers union flag right? Right?

Why no sex if sex doll shape ? /s