Take my upbean

I would play a database management roguelike.

With no explanation? You monster.

As Zach Weinersmith said in his book A City on Mars, “Leaving 2C warmer Earth for Mars would be like leaving a messy room so you can live in a toxic waste dump.”

This better not awaken anything in me.

Is she trying to say “I am, baby”? Do people abbreviate like that?

He said he painted the portrait of himself, not his kid.

Thank you, this thought had occurred to me recently, and I was wondering if it was accurate.

Yeah, I fell asleep and had a great nap!

I thought it was about antivaxxers at first.

“What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind.” - Homer Simpson, The Tracy Ullman Show

Here’s the most impressive cover I’ve heard of the song. Even though he doesn’t really do the bridge all at once, it’s still impressive. Crazy part starts at 2:04.

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill.

Did anyone else get it without even noticing the hint at the bottom?

If we work hard we can all be in the 1%.

I have to go with Marx, he looks the most like Santa.

Kids, don’t play with too many knives.

My question is, why does the crunchwrap suck so much now?

Excess ain’t rebellion

Cause you’re drinking what they’re sellin’