God

This parrot you sold me is dead.

Paul McCartney died in a car crash in 1964 and was replaced by someone who turned out to be a way better song writer.

The files are in the computer?

How about some more beans Mr. Taggrt? Waving hat I’d say you’ve had enough.

Also

Mungo just pawn in game of life.

They can be resettled in Libya with the Gazans.

You know, that fella may be just Republican enough to be the Democratic nominee.

I can’t tell anymore.

The Gods Must Be Crazy had me in stitches as a kid.