I get all of these but lust for blizzard, anybody care to explain it to me?

I mean, he looks strong, but look how hard he’s having to work to hold up his phone… I can do that with one hand while on the loo and barely even have to flex!

Or to quote Terry Pratchett:

Give a man a fire and he’ll be warm for a day; set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.