I guess there’s a market for truck-sized soapbox cars.

Had me excited there for the first half, ngl…

Banned open source software because of security concerns. For password management they require LastPass or that we write them down in a book that we keep on ourselves at all times. Worth noting that this policy change was a few months ago. After the giant breach.

And for extra absurdity: MFA via SMS only.

I wish I was making this up.

No.

You get to break windows and get to freedom.