I’m not gonna lie, the grammar of that first sentence is quite confusing to simpleton like me.

Amateur. The future is hugs as a service (HaaS)

Please tell me more, tomorrow, at 6pm precisely. ;-)

Spoilers! :(

I will hate you if you don’t help me and I will kill you if you do. Choose wisely!

Mh, do you weigh the same as a duck?

How do they still have both eyes!?

That’s the guy from that TNG episode!

“Check out my gun! By the way I use Arch.”

Did you try: sudo marry me?

unix, unix hilft da

We got piped

Game’s changed. Now we fire people, try to rehire them for less money and if that doesn’t work we demand policy changes and less labour protection to counter the “labour shortage”.

Bruh