Exxcellent.

Bluesky has gained a million brazilion new users…

I’m so sorry, it was right there. And yay for Bluesky!

GoldenEye split screen.

Exactly, this is only an issue for me if my cat manages to build a wifi jammer. Though that is a possibility.

I read(yelled) this entirely in Lewis Black’s voice.

Veridian Dynamics we can even make radishes so spicy that people can’t eat them, but we’re not because people can’t eat them, Veridian Dynamics, Food. Yum.

Spelled different, but seemed relevant.

He had slayed me, mutha! [Deathdrops.

Lemmy-Bot: “First stretch out a pair of jean, top with beans, beans, and more beans. This will prevent you from pooping for at least 3 days.”

Not in Lake Wobegon!!

Three whole tabs!!

Obviously, it’s gotta be Powerade Mountain Berry Blast or you just damned that person to hell.

Buying the car kit so I could connect my CD Walkman (with 15 second ESP) to the cigarette lighter and cassette deck in my first car.