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…it’s that sauder fiberboard bookcase + potted plant…

…man, that’s a deeeeeep cut for a time when electronic arts developed good games…

…in its prime, olive garden was very similar to red lobster: upscale suburban is perhaps a good description…

…these days they’re both well past their prime and i’m not sure a similar national chain comes to mind; it seems like only regional chains are playing in that space…

…it’s mind-boggling from today’s perspective just how good the olive garden was in the eighties: we reserved a table for my graduation and it was a properly respectable dinner…

…when i was in second grade i wrote a book report on chocolate fever, in which the climax involved the protagonist taking vanilla pills, which were so obviously the opposite of chocolate to my eight-year-old perspective, but which no adults with whom i discussed the book found at all obvious…

…psshhhhh - as if i’ll ever be able to afford kids to someday give me grandkids…

…i’ll die destitute and alone in a gutter somewhere and i’ve made my peace with that…

(we. thought. you. was. a. toad.)

…i know people smoked off-campus but i’m pretty sure it was verbotten anywhere on-campus for students my age and younger: i was resolutely accosted by faculty for wielding a convincing fake cigarette in the parking lot after-hours…

…i’m surprised to see DHL rank so highly in that list: what’s their domestic market focus, business-to-business freight logistics?..i seldom see DHL packages and when i do they’re almost exclusively of international origin…

…primitive technology in a couple more seasons, at the rate he’s going…

…was that because of its inflatable structure?..

…my high school phased out the student smoking area starting my freshman year in 1986: the older classes still had access, but not mine, and by 1990 it was fully decommissioned into a landscaped atrium…

…when i worked as an apartment groundskeeper in the early nineties, my first two hours of every day were spent cleaning cigarette butts throughout the complex…

…well see, there’s your tell already: the primary ingredient in real salsa is peppers, not tomatoes…

People who use YYZ often live further than that so add any additional time from that.

…ah, that explains the rush…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYbtrOC3fIE

…i’ve waited thirty years for pinch-rolling to become socially-acceptable again: is now my time to shine?..

…more wakko than yakko, i guess?..

…skinny pants look skanky as f*ck and grotesquely unflattering: just wear shorts instead…

…at least through ninety-five they still ran music videos overnight and weekly themed shows (120 minutes, headbanger’s ball, MTV raps) at specific timeslots, but by the mid-nineties music videos had been relegated to graveyard-shift filler as the network increasingly focused on conventional programming…

…fourteen years is a pretty fair assessment, methinks…

…i think pornhub’s leaving money on the table not starting a SFW video platform…