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Cake day: November 9th, 2023

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  • I’m not American, but I would have voted for him the first time around.

    I was bored. Bored with life. Let’s fuck shit up by putting some crazy in office. Even better that I don’t live there so I get to grab the popcorn and watch the crazy.

    But by the end of it, I was sooo done. I just wanted it to calm down and go back to normal.

    There is no way I would have voted for him this time. And frankly I am disappointed in anyone who did.










  • Thankfully chatgpt expanded on the list. Some hits some misses

    Sure! Here are 30 more playful names for common items:

    1. Computer = Clicky Tricky

    2. Car = Zoomy Roomy

    3. Bed = Snoozy Woozy

    4. Shower = Splashy Dasher

    5. Toothbrush = Bristle Whistle

    6. Door = Swingy Thingy

    7. Clock = Tick Tock Block

    8. Shampoo = Bubbly Scrubbly

    9. Refrigerator = Chilly Filly

    10. Piano = Tinky Plinky

    11. Light Bulb = Glow Flow

    12. Blender = Whirly Swirly

    13. Airplane = Fly High Sky

    14. Shoes = Tappy Clappy

    15. Glasses = See Flea

    16. Towel = Wipey Swipey

    17. Mirror = Peepy Creepy

    18. Umbrella = Drizzly Fizzly

    19. Paintbrush = Drippy Zippy

    20. Backpack = Packy Wacky

    21. Elevator = Up N’ Duper

    22. Magazine = Flip Drip

    23. Scissors = Snippy Clippy

    24. Chair = Sit Kit

    25. Lamp = Glimmer Dimmer

    26. Pen = Inky Pinky

    27. Television = Watchy Squatchy

    28. Coffee Maker = Brew Stew

    29. Pillow = Fluffy Puffy

    30. Toothpaste = Squeezy Pleasy

    I hope you enjoy these whimsical renamings!