In the unlikely event that I don’t win, there’s no point in being mad at my opponent. It was simply a skill difference. (I don’t play games with shitty balance)

I say “gg” because it was fun. I had a good time.

“don’t yuck someone else’s yum.” words to live by.

interesting, but unless I get some grand awakening I’m probably not gonna be doing that

https://www.kotaku.com.au/2022/12/ultrakill-has-buttplug-support-now-if-thats-of-any-interest-to-you/

Wait competitive games too??

Ad Hominem? I should’ve guessed someone like YOU would stoop so low.

wow, you’ve totally convinced me

/s

/s can never hurt, but there will always be someone saying “I hate sarcasm tags because they’re for stupid people” and that can hurt

As long as you brought food, the dungeon master won’t kick you out

“Well pard, I reckon I can make that happen”

Yeah it counts as a stroke

Now I wish there was an advertising studio where, like, they specialized in shitty ads for real things. Like “I made a game on newgrounds, you WON’T LAST TEN SECONDS” but it’s just a flappy birds clone or something

that’s like starting fires on random properties to make sure your firefighters stay on their toes

“Pussy in Boots”

Typo or sexy spin-off?

Also Blue-Eye Samurai was super cool and Dreamworks has been killing itwith their movies