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You could pay me and i still wouldn’t want to use any of this.

I can write my own texts, I can read long ones without having to get a summary. I can draw, I can take pictures, I can do online research. All by myself without a spicy autocomplete to prechew it for me.

You’re winning at life when you really stopped giving a fuck and just do whatever ^^

No, thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

i came to say that xD ty!

technically i could skip it too, but it’s just 2 colleagues in my team and i like them a lot, we also hang out together privately, so it doesn’t feel like a chore

haha it’s dangerous to get too comfortable ^_

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🟥🍯 

joke’s on you, i work from home and a t-shirt is all i need ^^

hi Lester, enjoy your forever home :3

unless it’s azuki, the sweet beans used in japan to fill Dorayaki, they are excellent with vanilla ice cream

yeah that’s so weird that it never happens

sounds like a challenge! i’ll try :-)

im so happy, the guy must live on! ^^

because that’s what was on the screenshot and that’s what i tested? but glad it works other places too ^^

i remade it for personal use ^^

here it is to copy paste in iOS messages:

🖕         👨 
   🐛 💤👔🐛 
               ⛽️  👢 
             ⚡️ 8=👊=D💦 
         🎸     🌂 
         👢       👢

the spaces will be fixed inside the app, i used a fixed sized font here so the layout is kept

im urbandictionarying stuff all the time, that’s how i know it means “group masturbation”

it’s called “my place” or “their place”, and we make coffee for a cent on the dollar

i’ll just wave/smile, and go one with my day, because i’ll have music playing in my headphones anyway 👌