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I thought everyone knew you couldn’t fall in love until you had collapsed in lust, or at least stumbled in physical attraction.

Call me insensitive, but as someone who experienced 9/11 as an adult, being able to enjoy actual funny jokes that reference the attack is kind of refreshing, especially jokes created by the generation born after it happened.

I have nothing concrete to base this on, but my observation is this:

• A 9/11 joke written by someone who lived through it is more likely to be about 9/11

• a 9/11 joke written by someone born after it happened is more likely to use 9/11 to punctuate a joke about something else

Either way, I find the latter group funnier.

This is brilliant.

She must be protected at all costs.

Explanation is the death of comedy.

As Cards Against Humanity would say,

The taint, the grundle, the fleshy fun bridge.

Precisely. I have no interest in engaging with it as a social network. It’s like the worst of both worlds.

Damn.

Yeah I figured as much. I’m viewing this on sync for android.

Weird, spoiler tag didn’t work for me.

Seems a bit reductive. Everything boils down to money if you’re content to look no higher up the hierarchy of needs.

That just means they are probably less relevant skills.

Hey speak for yourself!

Reminds me of Sgt Bilko.

Sounds like they need better bootstraps.

Or at least a business model.

Purple mountains Majesty

Even for free I’m unconvinced of the value of using it on purpose.

Would no longer be a burglar at the point of holding someone up.

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SLAPASS!!!

And my axe.