It’s why some old movies look good even at 4K

Couple other good examples of this: the original Tremors and the music video for “Last Christmas” by Wham. Both look shockingly good for their age.

Honestly he’s not even doing THAT particularly well. This looks like it could be achieved in about half an hour with a trip to a craft store and a truly batshit amount of gold spray paint.

I quite like pineapple and feta. Nice sweet and salty combo.

Graduated in '07 and yeah, all Mean Girls was missing was Happy Bunny and these fucking things:

Those shitty old tiger hand holds kind of worked like that.

Tbf, even if we stopped literally right now that doesn’t address what’s already there so even best case scenario would still be a little of column a, a little of column b.

Autocomplete with delusions of grandeur

Honestly for Philly cheesesteak your best option might be to marinate some portobello mushrooms in olive oil, vegan worcestershire sauce, a bit of soy sauce, and garlic, then slice very thin and fry for the “steak”. Worcestershire and soy sauce together do an excellent job if you want to add a beefy flavor to something.