Hey Matt, do you fucking hear yourself when you speak or is it like an ‘adult characters on Peanuts’ situation?

Our Lady of Unlimited Salad Bar

Honestly in a use case like family photos, redoing it every x amount of time is probably a good idea anyway so new ones can be added.

Kristi Noem Conducts Independent Study on Use of Cricket as Alternative Protein

Or find a reason for everyone to not have their phone available in the first place. Like if you pull a From Dusk Til Dawn and have them be fugitives, you could have them ditch their phones to not be tracked and the whole group is sharing one shitty burner phone or something.

A doctor died of an allergic reaction to something in her food at a Disney owned restaurant after repeatedly informing staff that she was allergic to said thing. Husband filed a wrongful death suit. Disney lawyers are trying to have the suit dismissed as he once had a trial of Disney+ for a bit and the terms of service includes an arbitration clause.

I remember on New Years Eve 1999 the local newspaper ran an article that was interviewing people who’d been alive for the last turn of the century and comparing the two New Years’ celebrations. In hindsight I wish 10 year old me had had the presence of mind to save it, it was pretty neat.

“Act of God”

No, that’s just if Thor or Loki smashes your car.

Not as far as “dumb” per se but I would accept “less smart” in exchange for physical buttons and a removable battery.

Worked at Taco Bell in '08/'09 and we had a regular who would come in with a whole ass zip lock bag full of change and stand there playing that thing for an hour plus.