midnight_puker@sh.itjust.workstomemes@lemmy.world•I'm sure the next one is lurking in the shadows though
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26 days agoFree at last, free at last!
Free at last, free at last!
He uses warming to hinder cooling.
Imagine being so vindictive that you have to invent reasons to continue being vindictive.
Macer Glaber, at your service.
You are my fire.
If that was my jumping off point before I started going bald, I’d probably have a pretty normal looking hairline right now.
I’ve also been going through some motions with your wife.
I’m looking for an alpha male to sharpen my iron, if ya catch my meaning.
Clearly you do, or you would have fucked off by now, you goofy cunt.
You’re a fucking cartoon character, my guy lmao
There’s no way you’re serious right now lmao.
No, we just sell lemonade. But it’s cold and it’s fresh and it’s all homemade.
How’s that cock taste?