It wasn’t meant as any sort of insult, more of the trope of overanalizing innocuous things.

You sound like a high school English teacher.

Okay, I can settle for mosquitos and wasps going extinct.

It used to be, then language naturally evolved.

Pipes over people!

Or not. Fuck Target too.

Lucky Pierre 👍🏽

You think old poor don’t have crushing credit card debt?

I tried switching my family over, but being unable to install it on a second device or tablet was a deal breaker.

Can I $watch

Honestly and truly, I don’t think humanity is ready for the internet.

Whoa are we forgetting tax? The internet required to turn on your device for the first time, and download the physical game you bought? Ha!

What if all I have in life is worthless or easily duplicated?

I don’t really understand scaling tips past a certain point. The service is generally the same whether it was a $1000 steak or a $20 steak. Unless it goes directly to the chef. Everything else is already compensated by the cost of the meal.

I recently bought a sebo, corded and bagged, and it felt like becoming a true adult.

Honestly, I don’t even drink often but this whole plan sounds like an amazing day.

The language was initially called Oak after an oak tree that stood outside

Things could have been a lot different!

Most of the time, the obvious doesn’t need to be stated.

In my case, good luck convincing the average Jamaican to switch to Signal, same problem everywhere! Just trying to give context to the verb “whatsapp”.

Whatsapp is the only real form of instant communication in my country (Jamaica), because it still costs money to send texts and a lot of other messaging services aren’t even available/supported in the region.