Target (ominously): “My turn.”

Heart disease. Beats other death causes hands down.

And they know exactly who is promoting this “fake news”, so stop it. /s

First rule of Pyramid Scheme: Never admit to Pyramid Scheme.

Second rule of Pyramid Scheme: Never admit to Pyramid Scheme.

For absent munching, Mini Wheats, frosted or not. Chex cereal, any variety. Pop tarts.

Sometimes it seems, “anything that moves slower than you”. The cat knows what I’m talking about.

“You guys pay bills?”

“Ha ha ha, let’s throw a bucket of water on this nerd!”

“Don’t make me wet. You wouldn’t like me when I’m wet.”

Yeah, like I’m busting up the concrete again.

species which has only ever had one member?

That is a fascinating approach. What does it eat? Where does it live? What are its habits? I strongly suspect Jane Goodall is on the case, but I don’t expect to hear back from her anytime soon…

Of course they’re blaming the Democrats. And MAGA asks, “Well, what were the Democrats wearing?” to validate the victimization.

They’re going back to the Germany of the 1930’s.

Edit: Except with Epstein files.

Picture of Trump?

Chop the Styrofoam into little pieces. Place in glass bottle. When the time is right, add gasoline. Now you have napalm. Rag for wick./s <-- this means I’m just kidding and you should never, ever do this or throw it at fascists.

Are you trying to EMP-proof your phone, or block signals/tracking for a time?

Obvious question: Who’s asking? Is it “you”?

Not sure why anyone’s downvoting this. If someone you’ve never met thinks that you have to put your life on the line, and therefore may possibly die, to further a cause - let them explain that cause. If they can’t convince you it’s more important than your life, then maybe it isn’t.

See: Vietnam, etc.

Edit: My bad, I was thinking, “What’s a good example of evil?” - Conscription should never be “necessary”. The only thing conscription does is protect the status quo. Keep the upvote - it was an honest mistake on my part.

Supreme Court: “One of us! One of us!”

Or a banana, of course.

Al Jazeera also had the same headline, so…

Yeah, but they’re into that shit.