madjo

Nuhuh. that movie took only 2 hours and 22 minutes, and that walking sequence took up about 10~20 minutes, he just has really strong beard growth when he walks. If Forrest can do it in 20 minutes, I should be able to do it in 2 weeks! /jk

It’s time to drop Disney+.

The eu version (alt store pal) doesn’t support installing of unsigned IPAs.

But that version of alt store does not support installing uyouplus. At least I have not been able to add the repo.

Musk doesn’t create anything. His engineers do that. They have designers and engineers and actual smart people working at SpaceX. Musk is just Mr money bags at this point

Nah, that’d be a waste of water. Not a lot of skin on Youtube, no lotion needed either.

The moment I get ads in my Youtube Premium, it’s done with Youtube Premium, and done with Youtube.

> sudo make guitar

*ends up in dependency hell*

Where the hell did I leave my shark repellent?

Just get a small loan of a few million bucks from your dad!

What happens when I add Mentos to that?

Time for the DSA and the DMA to be applied to reddit.

Flat earth proven! Boom! /s

Not with that attitude, no… asshole! Unshackle AI companies? I’d rather guillotine them.

And then you go to the website on your phone and you get “Install our handy dandy little app” pop-ups every time you open a new page. If only they wouldn’t do that.

I wish sites that do have PWAs would stop funneling people towards their app.
Especially Patreon, where patronages started using their app would be 30% more expensive for their users than patronages started through their website because of the Apple (and probably Google) tax. Patreon is aware of this tax but keeps advertising their fucking stupid app! You have a Progressive Web App that’s works perfectly! Stop it! Get some help!

I won’t be buying a single Nintendo product then. Fuck 'em.

I’m going to boycott them the same way I’ve boycotted Sony ever since one of their CDs bricked my PC with their stupid rootkit.

Meanwhile I sometimes fail those. I have been locked out of applications because I missed a square of a bus, or perhaps because I like to be efficient in my mouse cursor movements. I ducking hate CAPTCHAs.

The only scar I have in my face is when my brother closed a glass door on me, and I have been shaving with a safety razor for years now. Sure, it takes a bit to get used to, but that’s with anything new.

Have I nicked myself? Yes, once or twice, a few months in, when I got a bit too cavalier about shaving with it (it’s still a sharp blade). But it didn’t leave a scar.

Yes, I use SteamOS on my steamdeck. Aside from my nuc which is running ProxMox with several Debian based VMs, that’s sadly currently the only thing that’s running Linux in my house.

You can have the most realistic graphics in the world, pushing your AMViditel RTX 5095Ti Plus Platinum Ultra with 64TB VRAM to it’s absolute maximum, but if the gameplay sucks, you won’t have as much fun as you would with a pixel art indie game with lots of fun gameplay.