Very smart. You should teach a class on this stuff.

I… okie dokie.

Lmao, no. Dude’s a terrible person from the inside out. I’m not pulling punches on one of the most harmful men in world politics because some snowflake on Lemmy told me to.

Unless you’re being facetious with the slapped ass comment… I can’t quite tell, lol.

Christ, that is one ugly man.

Those are some Pennywise eyes!

Dennis, what is this enticing bowl of white?

Hal’s roller skating dance routine for Malcolm lives rent-free in my head.

Imagine how this makes sand feel smh thanks Ani

Guys I’m concerned about Lisa

As a man with IBS I’m struggling here

Yes. In fact, it’s incredibly upsetting that you’ve brought these memories up.

Trick question, he’s in the Trojan Horse.

I also have a two-for-one deal.

Well, I think if I’m shaving your balls, payment should be 50% up-front and 50% upon completion. I have a no-nick guarantee.

You could pay me to do it. I’d do it for free, as well, but payment would be appreciated.

You can each have one rotisserie chicken, as a treat.

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Good. My wife and I both had our 13-year-old accounts permanently banned with no appeals process - all because we share an IP address and they decided without evidence that we were evading bans.

Fucking morons over there running reddit.

What if we kissed near the hug murder lair