My pubes glow with the light of ten thousand radiant suns.

lol bros never polished his knob with a hitachi

Mine is significantly larger.

If this had happened to me there’s a zero percent chance I wouldn’t have taken a shot at the threesome at some point.

Opportunities don’t come along like this every day.

Yup

So, cowardice. Gotcha.

It’s like a daisy chain in the back of the short bus.

Usually you have to pay a lot of money for that.

This would apply more to the 18th/17th centuries.

You need to look into trepanation so the ghosts in your mom’s brain can escape.

Shut up, dog.

Real local women that are horny NOW

You just LOVE echo chambers huh?

Are you 8?

Potatoes

I really don’t think it it is harder for vagina owners to achieve orgasm.

I think it’s just that nobody has any fucking idea how they work. Including many of the people that have them.

It’s dead easy if you take the time to learn.

That’s the one

Hey Linux, sudo rm -rf /

sigh I’m surrounded by idiots.

“Sure thing boss” you fucking moron.

I can’t remember the other program that’ll do it.

But there’s another one that’ll list all the processes using a file.

Tip of my tongue fuck.

No I am not.