20 Decillion

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(Not really mobile friendly, which holds true to the old school Internet)

You know how a person farts and then crop dusts you by walking past? Dogs kinda do that with Frito feet. They walk past you or sit near you and then all of a sudden you smell Fritos. It’s for sure a thing. You don’t need to smell their feet to pick up the scent.

When you’re first exposed to Frito feet for the first time, you end up smelling around until you find the source, but after that no need to get close and sniff. It’s not unpleasant, just kinda weird because your brain is legit looking for the open bag of Fritos.

My golden retrievers have always had them.

Ha, and it surely isn’t a penis, he has a tiny mushroom according to the porn star he paid off and fraudulently tried to hide

It’s actually a hallmark / strategy of his family. “The only thing we are on this Earth for is to reproduce”

My company doesn’t work weekends unless you’re on call or something. I could see it happen with incident response or security operations, but other things aren’t so critical that we need to have our staff working outside of normal business hours.

I may be lucky as well because I work within GRC, and we have a huge focus on work-life balance.

This 70% number seems high. I’m in leadership.

Death by a thousand cuts