You forgot the activists protesting for zombie’s rights to eat our brains

Tbf, Lemmy is a place to unwind for many people, we have enough boring exhausting shit going on irl.

Oh heavens no, will someone please think of the advertisers!!!

Meh what’s the difference, a digital nonsense machine or an IRL nonsense machine, both with 0 accountability

Wait do people actually not like celery? I eat it as a snack

Actually you are the snake, and for some reason you have to drag this stupid meat suit around