“What was that?”

“I don’t know but my ass is on fire!”

Shit must be good! A million flies can’t be wrong.

Bingo. If you’re using public data, there are already bots out there 1000x quicker than you.

Not hot dog

WhythefuckwouldIwantacaravanwithnofuckingwheels?

Wait, is Pablo Escobar still alive?

Lucid dreaming. There’s people that can regularly do it through practice, and then can eventually control things in their dream.

Sonytch

Expendables?

What was Wenger finkin, sending Walcott in

This is a marketing post.

Who hurt you?

Billions comes to mind

It takes Juan to know Juan

“Where are you?”
“ThereThey’reTheir”

Rest or ant
Rest or aunt
Rest or awnt
Rest or ahnt
Rest er ant
Rest er aunt
Rest er awnt
Rest er ahnt
Rest ir ant
Rest ir aunt
Rest ir awnt
Rest ir ahnt
Rest ur ant
Rest ur aunt
Rest ur awnt
Rest ur ahnt
Ressed or ant
Ressed or aunt
Ressed or awnt
Ressed or ahnt
Ressed er ant
Ressed er aunt
Ressed er awnt
Ressed er ahnt
Ressed ir ant
Ressed ir aunt
Ressed ir awnt
Ressed ir ahnt
Ressed ur ant
Ressed ur aunt
Ressed ur awnt
Ressed ur ahnt

Let them know that their happiness is the most important thing, and if they ever need anything they can always reach out, and know that they are loved.

Technically, no one can tick off the second item themselves.