unalivejoy

I think the smart switch app has special permission to read other apps’ data, so it copies your session data to your new phone.

At the top because you risk going to jail for violating the Apple terms of service/end user license agreement.

zcat

Make a right turn, cut through Mr Robinson’s back yard.

What about “gets my coffee from the free barista at work”?

What about people who prefer tea?

I love French strings in Python.

fr"Hello, {name}!"

Jokes on you, I’ve been edging all day.

Jokes on them, Edge doesn’t respect my GTK theme.

It was also on sale yesterday for the same price.

Which just so happens to have been the same price all month.

Someone has never been to most airports. Or Disney World.

I’m still using my Z Flip 4. No screen issues, hinges are fine. Battery lasts the whole day, which is just fine for me (it only dies when I’m playing Microsoft Solitaire Collection, which is a notorious battery killer). I’ll probably have it for maybe another 2 years.

Yogi is smarter than the average tourist.

!rolereversal@lemmy.world

YOU won’t need one because you’ll already HAVE one from the last Mac Mini you bought last year.

“different” is just another word for “weird”

If they’re high enough, they’ll probably asphyxiate before they hit the ground.

Obviously the way around this is to make an account that responds to any message containing a plane ID, and another that retweets it.

Not just listening to scientists. Listening to nerds.