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Cake day: July 3rd, 2023

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  • I broke a player’s brain in college playing DND where an NPC just lied to her.

    She’d asked where so-and-so was. NPC didn’t like her or her faction, so he just lied and said he’d taken up boxing. This isn’t an especially credible lie because so-and-so was a lightweight nerd. But she says okay and goes tearing up the local boxing clubs, and can’t find the guy.

    She’s like “where is he?”

    Me: “you don’t see him, and no one’s even heard of him.”

    Her: “but the guy said he was here”

    Me: “he did”

    Her: “so where is he”

    Me: “doesn’t look like he’s here”

    Her: “but he said he was”

    Me: “he did say that”

    Her: “so why isn’t he here?”

    This went on for a while until one of the other players got impatient and said “the guy who doesn’t like you maybe lied to you! Or was wrong! Can we move on please??”




  • At one of the bigger groceries I’ve been to, the wheels would lock up if you got too far from the store. Well, we’d parked outside that range so the wheels locked up and I had to awkwardly drag the full cart to the car.

    Being a good person, I went to drag it back to the return spot. The wheels did not unlock. Dragged it all the way back anyway.

    But given this, I can see why someone might just abandon their cart if the wheels are locked.














  • Oof. I’ve had places that the pipeline was getting long. At one of my previous jobs I made it so all the tests could run locally, and we were keeping the full build as slow as possible.

    We also didn’t do any browser tests (eg: selenium) because those tend to be slow and most people are bad at making them stable.

    It’s important to know whats worth testing.



  • Zero. I can use some of the 7 for holidays.

    Well, sort of. The state gives you 56 hours of sick leave, which isn’t technically the same as vacation. Mental health, even without diagnosis, is a permitted use. My job didn’t give me any grief when I used some of my time to cover the holidays, but I didn’t have enough so some days I just didn’t get paid. (You acrue time off by working, and I started late in the year)

    Oh, and this company also really dragged their feet on answering my questions about it, and told me one rule that’s just illegal here. I ended up looking it up myself, and thankfully they didn’t push back.

    https://www.ny.gov/programs/new-york-paid-sick-leave if you’re morbidly curious.

    Edit: they also had the nerve to send out “happy holidays!” Emails wishing me happy and healthy times. No pay, just thoughts and prayers.