Mayor Poopington

Infant mortality is a big reason our life expectancy is so low. Which is connected to how hard it is to see a doctor for lower income people.

For when you run out of 5.56 before third period biology

“25% of our code was copied off of GitHub”

They laugh, but you never know when you may need a deep cycle marine battery

That one guy is pitching in $5 so now Google owes $10,779,224,060,605,346,999,999,999,999,999,995

I don’t even buy avocado toast, I should be a billionaire by now

Doesnt surprise me. Last company I worked for switched from UKG to Workday and it broke everything. A good chunk of employees got late paychecks, overtime hours didnt calculate right so some people got shorted, and on top of that two rounds of corrected W2s had to be sent out.

Pretty much. Can’t see the rest of the article, but most likely it’s just tower data, which only gives a general location. But as soon as you pull your phone out and get messages you would be traceable. Kind of defeats the purpose of having a phone

Thats virtualgirlswag

My sister’s dog, a normally nervous and shaky pup, gets way into the bongos

Loyalty to Tesla what the actual fuck? Don’t be loyal to a brand ever.

This is bizarre to me. There’s plenty of actual pictures of hurrican devastation.

Seems like a great way to lose all your talented employees

What I’m gathering, it’s just the my selfie tool right? I’ve never bothered to set that up anyways

I can already drive a real car in my dreams by taking Ambien

cats absolutely meow to other cats