Plug your shit man. I’ll be number 16 at least once.

It’s only illegal if you get caught

I clicked this post expecting to see this image.

You didn’t disappoint me.

Anything by Drake.

I train my kids to kill mosquitoes on sight. Spiders live rent free in my house.

Me too. Felt old before realizing it wasn’t a lookup table and then felt older after realizing it was a simple list.

Honestly, if I was in the market in buying another car, I would love that kind of personalization.

I knew someone that worked at an Audi dealer that can recognize everyone’s voice and associate their purchase.

I called him 4 years later to inquire about a new Audi and he asked me how my TT was treating me and if I was ready for a bigger car(I mentioned that I was going to start a family soon).

I wouldn’t damage public property. You certainly can improve on it. A couple of weather treated 2x4s would raise the seat up, just high enough to clear the armrests. You wouldn’t draw attention to yourself while grinding, but instead it would look super clean and nobody would report it.

I think someone should invent a magnetic mouse

thud oh sorry, brb… my mouse just slid off my table.

I laughed so hard I peed myself

He has good comedic timing. I enjoyed him onSNL

I have my own company that helps companies websites. There is a company called 6sense that scares the crap out of me. They are able to use Facebook, insta, and reddit. They are able to assign an id to you, even in incog.

They have some crazy algorithm that can eventually match you to the real you. Then stick you in a cohort to sell to you.

Even if you use brave or Firefox. Doesn’t matter.

Adam Levine

He is such a dick in real life.

Oh god. Snow-white’s failure is mostly her fault.

100% bidet

I just moved/transferred over from sh.itjust.works from lemm.ee. I’m super sad to see it go. :(

It’s sorta like memorizing the word encyclopedia. I’m sure if there were a handful of letters missing or wrong you could still read it. Because you don’t memorize the letters but what it looks like. Exactly how Chinese works.