I was thinking Peppermint Patty

If I sit on the couch playing vidya games for 2 hours, my back hurts for 2 days.

1996 was probably the last time I said I can’t wait for summer. Summer sucks.

Receipts are mostly printed on thermal paper that contains toxic chemicals. Not sure about the testosterone thing but receipts aren’t the best for you.

McNormandy opens June 2026

Where does South Jersey begin?

Definitely the creepy castle

Lemmy can’t handle a moth and beans in one post

Dot dweeeee dot dot dot dweee doooowwww…

Yes, I blocked that account as I was so tired of seeing the same horse pics every day.

I discovered today that my dentist is double billing patients after they get paid by their insurance. They “waived” the extra money they charged me when I brought it up. This additional charge was added to my account even after my insurance paid $100 more than what was billed by the dentist.

My water growing up had a weird taste so I didn’t drink water until I moved away.

After all the painting is done

People are taking c/Memes a little too seriously

Board of Directors is a helluva drug

Facebook-quality, for sure

Just a toilet plunger, free to drip poop water in front of the partially blocked door. At least the water shooting out the back of the shower will help wash it away.

That horse is bigger than the Death Star

No mic? No camera?

I’d prefer Norway and Germany, if I could ever afford to go.