Only if you were Heidi Kluhm

Dolls should be having wine parties instead

Sweet Lady Death, I can hear her hooves!

But the font is slightly different…

I work from home while everyone else leaves for school/work. I’m the favorite.

I’m gonna use this. Hotard has a new place in my vocabulary.

I’ve been forcing my thumbs up for years for nothing?!?! It looks like having your thumbs directly on the airbag is bad news but I was sure I’d have broken thumbs with my hands at 10 and 2.

Thumbs up on the wheel, not around it. Again, due to airbags.

I just keep clicking and it keeps working

That is the mark of a winner.

Any way a sandwich is cut, it is cut vertically.

Don’t forget my farts are down there too

It’s a great place to be from.

Gotta honk, just to be safe.

He has other shit going on, yes, but Cavill left the show because the writers weren’t sticking to the source material.

If the answer to my question is in a Reddit post, I’m going to look at it but I’m not logging in and posting.

Spagacos

Watch out for that boulder, Piggy

3rd Rock was such an underrated show

You could definitely eat it on those stairs