Remember to plug it in, you don’t want to have to go scrambling for a charger in the middle of the meeting.

To these types legal=moral. So all they have to do to be morally justified in doing something, is to make it legal.

But did you remember your notes after?

Dude needs 11 pieces of flair on his rock.

Power bi. Next time the building loads they’ll be shifted weirdly vertical randomly.

I believe it involves impossible math, like dividing by 0

Fuck protecting American interests.

We need to be protecting HUMAN interests. Not billionaires desires for more zeros at the end of their net worth.

A natural disaster created the moon.

Often this is the case, but there’s also a not insignificant number of times I’m convinced a car with shitty aftermarket bulbs ends up being a new Acura, infinity, or Mercedes when I get close enough to determine the make.

bip

I find that interesting. I would expect that many scientists are “nerds” and would lean towards Linux. Also would suspect the ratio of scientist vs population would be much higher.

Guess I’ve been proven wrong.

And then when they do get checked out, the punishment is only a tiny fraction of the profits they stole.

Where can I donate so you can afford more pixels?

Dude started with 80 grit and went from there.

Of course a company would say that they don’t want a monopoly publicly. If it’s known they are, or want a monopoly, then they are more likely to fall in public favor and get hit with fines and legal action, hurting shareholder profits.

You have a lot of faith that capitalism won’t do a capitalism when the opportunity presents itself.

Yes Europe has a lot better hold against the evils of capitalism, but it’s still capitalistic.

Nah. The C suite would love it if they were the only game in town. Shareholder profits and stock goes through the roof. They don’t have competition so they don’t have to innovate or improve anything but profits. They get a HUGE bump in net worth and “retire” while still collecting their board approved stock options.

Yes the company would eventually kill a ton of people and might be shut down like Boeing, but “I got mine, fuck you”.

Yup. No reason to rewrite the playbook.

“Full self driving” detects an imminent collision of it’s own doing. Car beeps and shuts off “full self driving”

Human was “in control” at the time of the crash, not our fault.

Not even.

Ford’s fix required them to physically add parts.

This is more like if Ford just wrote a software update to detect the crack and leak, then pop up a warning that you need to pull over and “secure” the fuel.

Nah, taking the laptop just let’s them know you have the data. Grab what you can while leaving as little obvious trace as possible.

And the 8" were probably the cheapest.

So, as always in government, you get the minimum that satisfies the contract.