Everytime i test a battery like this, my wife just shakes her head and reminds me that I’m definitely from Kentucky lol

doesn’t have the mental fortitude to live in reality.

Perfectly said

The over engineering of the bumper cars was fantastic, i get high and can’t stop pausing my rewatch to talk about those cars every 30 seconds. Fucking awesome

Another employee says she refused Musk’s requests to have children with him several times, according to the Journal.

What. The. Fuck.

SEVERAL TIMES

My feelings about Gadget should have clued me into my queerness, smdh.

Its so obvious in hindsight

I always thought the taste of a hard head hit was like how some (latex?) paint smells? It is almost like a clean fish smell!

This makes some sense to me

I am currently in this actual situation!

It has been wild getting here, but i am married, and dating my wife’s girlfriend. We’re all grown, functional adults in our 30’s, too!

It is delightful, and does make me feel like im a character in some really good smut, no lie. I am lucky. And happy.

Same boat! My company is in Cali, I’m in midwest. I cost less than a Cali hire, but i make decent money for my area.

If you’re offering, im always looking for good cheese, yogurt or dairy substitutes

A good steak pun is a rare medium done well.