I’ve lost my trash can, I know it’s not in my neighbor’s yard, but I don’t care because there is a goddamn MAGA sign in his yard and I wanna talk about what a piece of shit he is.

Wait, so if I drive fast enough I get a nice picnic meal?!?!

Dude even brought in some poor Tesla engineers to review it. 😂

Google would therefore have to find more money than exists on Earth to pay Moscow

Well to be fair, I do think it’s plausible that one day Google will indeed control all the money in the world.

But they weren’t talking with Musk, of course.

😆😆😆😆😆

I’m nerdy enough to use bitwarden but not nerdy enough to truly understand this.

Can someone explain it like I’m 5?

I refuse to believe this is real.

Mostly for self protection.

You’re not fighting the very real danger of Trumps fascist christian natiolism by intentionally misrepresenting leftists. Please stop.

Beat ya to it.

Yup. That’s super gross. I totally agree.

But, probably not for the same reason.

thys thrad js dumb, WHY wuld u mAke thys?!?

I’m thankful my father was so insistent on teaching me to type properly. At the time I was super annoyed at him putting a cardboard cutout over the keyboard so I couldn’t see keys. But touch typing has been a boon ever since, I doubt dad was prepping me for typing quickly mid-game but it sure is nice!

Does disability count? Oh who are we kidding, Fucker Tucker counts it! I’m atheist and anarchist too, so my mere existsance is his eternal misery. 😂

Heeeey, hat trick! I’m all three!

I’m the living bad dream that wakes Tucker Carlson in a cold sweat.

It’s not, but the people who care about ethics and would answer yes, already left.

So now it’s just everyone else. Articles like this aren’t really aimed at us.

Awww, ty! 🥰

And that’s how my infantilization fetish made me a polyglot.

Every difference in treatment between two people based on gender is sexism

And exclusively focusing on Taylor when there is recent examples of others doing much worse is a great example of this. Such as Elon Musk, Bill Gates, Leonardo DiCaprio who all use their private jets in just as wasteful horrendous ways. Much like how all the star wars fans decided Kathleen Kennedy or “Darth Kennedy” was the main reason the new movies were bad, ignoring the directors and writers with more control.

I’m not here to defend Taylor, couldn’t care less about her, not at all a fan and fuck all billionaires. But you have to ignore centuries of history, gender discrimination and patriarchal control to cite sexism like this. There is a rich history of double standards and women being criticized for the exact same thing men do. The overwhelming majority of private jets are used by men in their 50’s, but somehow Taylor Swift is the eternal meme fodder for it?

While still hating this living dystopia, I do appreciate some of cyberpunk headlines we get.

“If someone is going to try and blackmail me with advertising? Blackmail me with money? Go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself. Is that clear? Hey Bob, if you’re in the audience. That’s how I feel, don’t advertise.”

• Elon, 2023