Then after bro opened a bunch of churches there was this council that got together in Nicaea a few hundred years later and decided what was and wasn’t convenient for them. Now we are told to not retaliate even though Big Je was handing out beatings to money changers.

I choose Rambo Jesus over Supply Side Prosperity Jesus

Were you drunk when you went? After 2 Zima our horizons are wide open (like your mom). That’s how JD discovered couches.

He uses tiny tools to teardown different types of fans and reviews their build quality and engineering. Also squishes jello with his feet.

“Who should we hire to run this team of technical people?”

“Let’s hire an MBA”

All juniors are hourly and under 30 hours a week

They. Don’t. Have. Time.

Complaining about produce stickers online is time consuming