Yeah, I saw that, but I was going off what got quoted in the articles that keep getting posted today. Maybe the article is only considering opening weekend? Don’t know that, but I do know $235 is funnier than $4404.

I figured they kinda covered that with Lil Fuckin Dipshit definitely being a narc.

For every animal gluten you don’t eat, I’m going to eat three.

Watching a Steve Irwin documentary: why aren’t there ever any whales around when you need them?

Can still use Spicetify on desktop?

Thank god this isn’t me!

Yet.

I’m sitting here composing the HTML for that website in my head. Damn I wish it were still that easy. Needs more <blink>.

Edit: a/s/l?

Take both. If anyone questions you, hit them with whichever one is in your good hand.

It keeps the hypochondriacs from wasting resources.

Are you sure? If I was a hypochondriac, the $60/mo “Medical doctor confirms you’re fine every Wednesday” plan sounds like a pretty good deal to me.

Hell, I’d permanently lose interest in working for a measly $55 billion.

Paul Blart, Mall Cop

Make sure the containers have DRM so the machine can validate that they are genuine high quality Flourz™ Refill Paks before dispensing the flour. Wouldn’t want you to just, like, refill them with inferior flour from Walmart or anything.

If you really want to become a Rosemary, sure.

It’s the same thing, but you go to the Wikipedia article for Æthelred I of Wessex and copy his Roman numeral.