I think I would struggle to be that lazy.

I miss the thinking of the Moonshots whatever those were called.

Does their CEO have a signature that looks like a penis?

Sure but didn’t the plot line with Nucleus come in a later season?

Secondly, I am pretty certain the Google logo was always in the opening credits.

Okay, but did Google calculate how many dicks they could jerk off for maximum efficiency?

This feels like something my mom would text my whole family.

I meant the fruit itself.

Bittermelon has to be the odd one here.

Look Listen, if you actually listened to My Favorite Murder, you’d know they use comedy to defuse the tension of what they are so scared about. Also they don’t care if you fucking like that or not.

I can’t say the same for others, since they are more serious.

A dude with a permanent erection stole my name?

Not just you. I’ve had Voyager crash on me twice trying to view comments.

I thought it was vinegar and salt?

There is a mute function.

The first time I heard of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, I was browsing a cable digital guide and misread it as Keeping Up with the Cardassian. I was immediately disappointed.

You don’t have to. As I’m aware (don’t own these) the DVD and/or the Blu-ray release have an optional laugh track for audio.

I’d rethink any opinions you have of Jerry Seinfeld. He thinks the phrase “Free Palestine” is worse than the Holocaust.

I wonder if the big issue is tying their twin to the show Mad About You.

This show had a character that physically could not speak to women without being intoxicated. I think they eventually created a pharmaceutical drug to resolve this.

EDIT: As for Friends, there was a lot of fat phobia and gay panic.

This is the show where simply acknowledging a character owns/owned a NES was the entire punchline of a joke.