Removed because I failed to read the original correctly.

As someone who has been to a few different prisons (past opiate addict) I have shit in all three scenarios with full stations.

I went to a gay bar with my gay friends from work last week. I had 5 compliments on my beard. It felt so good.

Anyone remember when a labourer buried a jersey in the concrete at the new Mets stadium and the jackhammered it out?

Well no, it’s an ad for the doc.

I swear that’s the first time I have heard them referred to as Ernie and Bert and not Bert n ernie

You know they dont

I envy you if you are being serious

Does anyone else think that the whole “if you know you know” shit is dumb as fuck?

Just curious if there is actually anything bad about this guy. Seriously, what’s the worst thing you have heard about him?

Also need to stop the “oil burner” trade

Eat beans and cottage cheese like a true american

Stremio with torrentio and chill

• Don’t forget real debrid

I would never buy a laptop from Google anyway.

Heroin is so much better.

And I will laugh ( if I watch it)

Did it used to mean the consumers lifetime?

Haha I didn’t mean to hurt your feelings. It was just a goof. I am sorry.

r/iamverysmart

I always have a knife and I get asked a lot to use it. Never had anyone ask me why I have one after, I just get told “thanks”