45/47 is going to shoot down anything that tries to divert it, then. Gotcha.

I’m not your goober, mister.

I think it’s unfair to complain about its performance

I disagree. If your software runs like a damn snail on inexpensive current-gen hardware, then it’s not worth using.

You’ve just made an enemy for life!

The most annoying part of that is the shitty render. I actually have an account on one of those AI image generating sites, and I enjoy using it. If you’re not satisfied with the image, just roll a few more times, maybe tweak the prompt or the starter image, and try again. You can get some very cool-looking renders if you give a damn. Case in point:

You might be onto something. The capricious assholery of geese is well-known, and he’s also got that bit spot on.

If it honks like a goose and it steps like a goose, there’s not too many things it could be.

I miss Firefox’s Live Bookmarks feature.

I think Durians would be more memorable, especially if you smash them a bit and let them start rotting before you drop them off.

Meh, I was never going to buy their shitty crap anyway.

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There was once a time when “Fighting Words” were a viable defense in cases like these, and that sign certainly qualifies as fighting words.

Aldi.

Those look like the cheeses you get at Aldi.

Starts out as top left, starts taking care of himself and going to the gym, reaches top right and keeps going until getting to bottom left. Meanwhile the bottom right picture gets skinnier over time.

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Let her conquer me.

Wasn’t even required reading for me. I was just flipping through my textbook one day and found that in one of the sections the class was never going to reach.

It also has a poly count lower than most people’s shoe size.

I had the displeasure of seeing one of these contraptions in person for the first time recently. Pictures do not adequately convey just how ugly these abominations are.