Maybe that’s the missing part…

The new McDonald’s clowns arrive by air mail.

A power bottom?

Ha, it’s a tunnel drill, but maybe cigarettes in nostrils also work.

If nothing else helps

You forgot linux.

U R

Translation:
[Death] What does that mean, resurrected? I’m traveling the long way here, and now something like this.

[Guy in bed] I think that’s outrageous too.

One of my favorite German comic series: nichtlustig.de

*Just open mouth slightly, ingest water, don’t forget to blink, nobody suspects a thing*

- The table still wobbling

Aquaman and the deaf horny mermaid?
I enjoyed the movie, but that would be a much more fitting title.

That’s the reason why Elon wants to fly to Mars, to get a working Johnny cab instead of his crap cab. Now it makes all sense.

Please state the nature of the transportational emergency.

Nothing a hammer drill, CAT.7 cable and an access point couldn’t fix.

The greater good.

Stop it.

…Body’s aching all the time

This guy?