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I find the asymmetry of the mortar joints to be visually bothersom.

Random blind person sues local council for misplaced tactile tiles causing slippage?

Buzz Aldrin’s defence in court:

“Your honour, that video of me punching that guy is totally staged and fake, and I was never there.”

What about just needing to steer along a windy road?

Let’s not forget this is all driven by people with the right skillset, in the right place at the right time, who are hell-bent on making vast amounts of money.

The “visionary technological change” is a secondary justification.

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